A Candle for The Middle Child

Who are you again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1.

My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.

Scent: Purple Haze (Grape)

Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.

Glass vessel dimensions: 4″ D x 2  ½” H

Made in the USA