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Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.
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Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.
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A Candle for Stoners It's 4:20 somewhere... Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment. Scent: Cannabis Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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We all know when a dog farts (and my Jax is the worst) something has to be done. So light this candle! The soy wax used in this candle is both FDA-approved and Kosher-certified. Soy wax is from soy farmers in the United States only.
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I Wasn't Smoking Weed Luxe Scented Soy Candle Pot Smoking Cover-Up Candle. Get your point across in a ladylike way.
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. They use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Scent: Apples & Bourbon Made in the USA
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My Last Fuck - Oh Look It's On Fire - Apothecary style match bottles with ~50 x 3" safety matches, a striker on the back, and a cork lid. - Each 5oz bottle contains ~50 single-use colored wooden safety matches. - Matches are 3" tall safety matches and strike on striker only. The price is for 1 Bottle - Black label with white writing and white tip matches.
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, these candles use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils, and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Size: 9 oz glass Jar with lid Scent: Lavender Driftwood Made in the USA
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, these candles use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils, and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Scent: Sandalwood Made in the USA
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