A Candle For Fucking Zen

Om. I don’t get it. I’ve been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don’t feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a “real” zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain’t happening.