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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsBe a Nice Human Wood Sign
$18.00Be a Nice Human Wood Sign All of these signs are handmade in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Dimensions are: 7" wide by 7" long These frames are made with real pine wood. Expect to see knots, holes, cracks and wood grain. The backing is made of recycled material. On the back of every sign expect to see marks & imperfections that show this sign has already lived a full and happy life. -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsBathroom Tiered Tray Signs
$14.00 – $36.00This tiered tray bundle includes 3 rustic, farmhouse-style bathroom signs that are perfect for any bohemian-inspired home. The first sign is a playful bathroom word search that adds a touch of fun to your bathroom decor. The second sign is a classic boy/girl restroom sign. The third sign reminds everyone to wash their hands, making it a useful and practical addition to your bathroom. These signs will add a charming, rustic touch to your bathroom decor and make it a warm, inviting space for all your guests. You can purchase this bundle as the set of 3 or individually. Bundle and Save. No other decor pictured is included, the tray is NOT included. -
Bark Soda Pupster Energy Dog Plush Toy Nothing compares to the refreshing, squeaky Bark Soda. Wrapped in soft plush and stuffed with a full-body tube squeaker that’s sure to please your dog. Refresh the taste and grab a cold, fizzy soda drink today. Perfect party companion for your pooch. Ideal for toss and fetch. Measures: 6”
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Welcome to the badass babes club! This blank notebook is designed to take with you wherever you go for note taking anywhere. With a design that will inspire you to be the badass babe that we know you are 😉 Mulberry Linen Cover, Rose Gold Foil 3” x 4” 65 unlined interior pages Bronze wire O Binding Made in the USA
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsThis sticker is made with commercial printers to create a long lasting & durable product. Can be used on anything from car windows, laptops, tumblers/coffee mugs, phone cases, and so much more! -
Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length
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Bad Hair Day Embroidered Hat
$34.00Experience the comfort and style of the Bad Hair Day Embroidered Hat. Perfect gift for any Babe in your life, including yourself! -
B*tch Don’t Lose Me Ring Dish Because we know you’re always losing shit. Newly designed petite ring dish! Product Dimensions: 3” diameter x .75” height
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Awesome Dog Funny Greeting Card A true human connection might be rigid to come by. But dogs…they just get it. Celebrate your puppy love with this clever greeting card. This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cell sleeve, A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”) Made in the United States
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Aunt Definition Journal
$20.00Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsApparently We’re Trouble When We’re Together Coaster
$6.00 – $22.00This wood coaster has a durable UV coating that makes it perfect. The sentiment is sure to bring a laugh. The coaster has a cork backing to prevent scratching on all surfaces. -
Agreed to Perfection Greeting Card Experience the simplicity and elegance of this Greeting Card. Crafted with care in the USA and hand-assembled in Columbus, Ohio, this card measures 5.5” x 4.25” when folded. It’s perfect for conveying warm wishes and birthday greetings. Each card comes with an included envelope, making it easier for you to share your sentiments. Made in the United States
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Channel your inner yogi with Myga’s Yoga Pose Cards, with 70 different illustrated poses to aid you on your yoga & mindfulness journey, such as the Full Lotus, Half Lord of the Fishes, and the Downward Facing Dog. They are divided into three different asana (pose) categories: standing poses, seated poses, and lying down poses. The poses are easily differentiated with the three distinct colors: - Green: Standing Poses - Blue: Seated Poses - Pink: Lying Down Poses Our Yoga Pose Cards make a great resource for beginners and experienced yogis, yoga teachers and students alike. They are perfect for popping into your bag and taking along for a fun filled yoga session with a group of friends or family
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Black hat with Chestnut Patch. Hats are made to order and fresh off the engraver! They may have a scorch/burn scent to them initially but will fade overtime as exposed to air! The design is engraved into the patch and not vinyl or any sort of sticker. Select the color of hat and patch! The patch color chestnut is darker brown engraves black and the color black engraves silver, both are made from vegan leather. Perfect gift for any Patriot!
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsHats are made to order and fresh off the engraver! They may have a scorch/burn scent to them initially but will fade overtime as exposed to air! The design is engraved into the patch and not vinyl or any sort of sticker. Select the color of hat and patch! The patch color chestnut is darker brown engraves black and the color black engraves silver, both are made from vegan leather. Perfect gift for any Veteran! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsHats are made to order and fresh off the engraver! They may have a scorch/burn scent to them initially but will fade overtime as exposed to air! The design is engraved into the patch and not vinyl or any sort of sticker. Select the color of hat and patch! The patch color chestnut is darker brown engraves black and the color black engraves silver, both are made from vegan leather. -
Acrylic material with two side handles, easy and safe to carry for outdoors Easily fits a bottle of champagne with ice Perfect for all kinds of drinks Works great for outdoor use
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A Woman is Only Helpless When Her Nail Polish is Drying Zipper Pouch This fun yet functional zipper pouch makes the perfect gift! It’s made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper. At 7.5” wide by 6” tall, it’s the perfect size to throw in your bag! It’s the perfect size for makeup, nail polish, coupons, spending money, receipts, office supplies, and so much more!
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Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length
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A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Seriously! It just so happens I am the youngest AND the favorite child (of 5) in my family.
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A Candle For the Cool Aunt
$25.00Honey, hand me that bottle? Or...did you see Third Eye Blind is coming to town?
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite nieces and nephews is giving me life right now. When is the next show?
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A Candle for Karma
$25.00A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent: Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle for Hot Moms
$25.00A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent: Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle For Fucking Zen
$25.00Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. -
Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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A Candle for Dog People
$25.00A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle For Day Drinking
$25.00It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays, Mondays, and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway. -
A Candle For Dad Bods
$25.00Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side. -
A Candle For Crazy Bitches
$25.00Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. -
A Candle For Cool Dads
$25.00Yeah, you know who you are. You're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who "connects" with his kids, can "drop in" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band. -
A Candle For Bougie Bitches
$25.00Smells like luxury taste and maxed-out cards. Worth it. -
A Candle for Big Sisters
$25.00Perfect gift for any big sister in your life! Smells like Good advice and unwavering support. -
A Candle for Besties
$25.00A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle For A “Cool” Boss
$25.00Smells like you make work fun. And somehow actually make me get work done.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / Details27 Days Sober Coaster
$6.00 – $22.00These wood coasters have a durable UV coating that makes them perfect. The sentiments are sure to bring a laugh. All coasters have a cork backing to prevent scratching on all surfaces. -
#Boss Wooden Sign
$27.00This unique piece is a simple way to bring beauty and charm to any wall or shelf within the home. It is made from high-quality American hardwood planks with a hand-painted face, printed with UV-cured ink, and is framed in a natural walnut frame. Each piece is unique with its own personality, marks, wood grain, and look. Easy to clean with a dry cloth. Perfect for any boss babe like me! -
Who doesn't love Friends?! This towel is inspired by one of the all-time funniest Friends episodes, and any Friends fanatic will love this! Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton. Measuring approximately 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen.
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Introducing a touch of humor and charm to any bathroom with this black box sign, designed especially for dog lovers. With the playful white writing that reads, 'Put the lid down, the dog has a drinking problem,' this piece doubles as a hilarious conversation starter and a gentle reminder. For those who prefer wall displays, the hollow back design ensures effortless hanging. Crafted from solid wood, the quality of this decor speaks for itself. Perfect gift for any dog lover.
