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Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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A Candle for Dog People
$25.00A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle For Day Drinking
$25.00It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays, Mondays, and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway. -
A Candle For Dad Bods
$25.00Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side. -
A Candle For Crazy Bitches
$25.00Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. -
A Candle For Cool Dads
$25.00Yeah, you know who you are. You're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who "connects" with his kids, can "drop in" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band. -
A Candle For Bougie Bitches
$25.00Smells like luxury taste and maxed-out cards. Worth it. -
A Candle for Big Sisters
$25.00Perfect gift for any big sister in your life! Smells like Good advice and unwavering support. -
A Candle for Besties
$25.00A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle For A “Cool” Boss
$25.00Smells like you make work fun. And somehow actually make me get work done.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / Details27 Days Sober Coaster
$6.00 – $22.00These wood coasters have a durable UV coating that makes them perfect. The sentiments are sure to bring a laugh. All coasters have a cork backing to prevent scratching on all surfaces. -
#Boss Wooden Sign
$25.00This unique piece is a simple way to bring beauty and charm to any wall or shelf within the home. It is made from high-quality American hardwood planks with a hand-painted face, printed with UV-cured ink, and is framed in a natural walnut frame. Each piece is unique with its own personality, marks, wood grain, and look. Easy to clean with a dry cloth. Perfect for any boss babe like me! -
Who doesn't love Friends?! This towel is inspired by one of the all-time funniest Friends episodes, and any Friends fanatic will love this! Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton. Measuring approximately 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen.
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Introducing a touch of humor and charm to any bathroom with this black box sign, designed especially for dog lovers. With the playful white writing that reads, 'Put the lid down, the dog has a drinking problem,' this piece doubles as a hilarious conversation starter and a gentle reminder. For those who prefer wall displays, the hollow back design ensures effortless hanging. Crafted from solid wood, the quality of this decor speaks for itself. Perfect gift for any dog lover.
