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A Candle For Cool Dads
$25.00Yeah, you know who you are. You're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who "connects" with his kids, can "drop in" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band. -
A Candle For Dad Bods
$25.00Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side. -
These travel mugs are made from stainless steel, and have a permanent image. Even though these are deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash these to leave a lasting effect and to avoid any rusting if cups are left in the dishwasher.
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A Candle For Crazy Bitches
$25.00Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsFurry Slippers – Gray
$25.00Go for maximum fluff with these faux fur slides, which are so shaggy-chic that we guarantee you won’t want to take them off. Each slipper has a memory foam sole for added comfort and support and a non-slip sole. -
A Candle For A “Cool” Boss
$25.00Smells like you make work fun. And somehow actually make me get work done.
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Yoga Mat Towel – Meditate
$25.00Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying. -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsThe Kangaroozie ONLY fits regular cans. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner. -
Build the party and break it down again with this adult twist on the classic block stacking group game. Each block is stamped with written instructions so you never have to question the rules after a few rounds. With four shot glasses included, our Stack Drinking Game will have everything you need to get the party started.
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A Candle For the Cool Aunt
$25.00Honey, hand me that bottle? Or...did you see Third Eye Blind is coming to town?
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite nieces and nephews is giving me life right now. When is the next show?
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A Candle For Bougie Bitches
$25.00Smells like luxury taste and maxed-out cards. Worth it. -
A Candle For Fucking Zen
$25.00Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. -
I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Seriously! It just so happens I am the youngest AND the favorite child (of 5) in my family.
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A Candle for Big Sisters
$25.00Perfect gift for any big sister in your life! Smells like Good advice and unwavering support. -
Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsThe Kangaroozie ONLY fits slim cans and bottles. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner. -
Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsElder Emo Club Black T-Shirt
$25.00Elder Emo Black T-Shirt About this product Screen printed t-shirt Unisex Sizing Pre-shrunk Design also available in a hat, beanie, mug and hoodie. Size: X Small, Small, Medium, Large, X Large, 2X Large, 3X Large Price: $25.00 -
I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign The I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign will make everyone smile and laugh when they see it. This sign is built into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. We strive to mix the perfect blend of rustic and modern styles that will last years. It can be easily hung directly off of the frame or will stand upright on shelves or desks. Size: 10 x 10
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsHeart with Dog or Cat Paws Valentine's Day Gift for Pet Lovers The engraved 16 oz wine tumbler with a durable powder-coated color. The tumbler is engraved to ensure the writing will never peel or fade. Colors: Pink, White, Black, Navy -
Love Ya Mean It Travel Cup
$25.00Love Ya Mean It Travel Cup This travel mug is made from stainless steel and has a permanent image. Although it is deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash it to leave a lasting effect and to avoid rusting if a cup is left in the dishwasher. -
Some Days I Amaze Myself Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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In this House we Narrate the Dog’s Thoughts Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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Espresso Martini Candle
$25.00Espresso Martini Candle Made in a reusable 9 oz Martini Glass This candle is meticulously handcrafted in Toronto, Canada, using locally sourced materials. Made with premium all-natural coconut wax and a cotton wick, they ensure a safe and delightful burning experience. Scent: Roasted Espresso -
A Candle for Hot Moms
$25.00A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent: Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle for Besties
$25.00A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle for Karma
$25.00A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent: Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Dog People
$25.00A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsFrom practicing your tagline to watching your favorite episodes. The Real Housewives Personalized City 12oz Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler will make you feel like an official Housewife each time you use it. This custom wine tumbler is perfect for any series fan and features the series logo with your city's name. Select from various colors to make this tumbler your new favorite piece of drinkware. Made in the USA We will send you an email about your City or State. Return Policy: All personalized items are non-returnable. We regret that we are unable to refund any personalized item.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, these Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. These slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether you’re lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. Plus, the unique graphics not only showcase your personality but also add a touch of whimsy to your daily routine. -
Kalmar Home's Acacia Wood 4 Piece Puzzle Shaped Coasters Set is a beautiful way to protect your surfaces from unsightly water rings and heat marks. Each coaster is meticulously cut from high-quality, sustainably sourced acacia wood renowned for its natural durability and beautiful grain patterns. When the four coasters are joined together like puzzle pieces, they seamlessly interlock to form a heat-resistant and sturdy trivet. The rich, warm tones and distinctive grains of acacia wood create stunning pieces complimenting any décor style. We recommend hand-washing with mild soap and warm water to maintain its beauty and integrity for years to come. To preserve the wood's natural luster, occasional oiling with food-grade mineral oil is recommended.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsCamel Onesie
$24.00This adorable, gender-neutral baby onesie features charming camel artwork that’s perfect for any little one. Each image is hand-painted with acrylics on canvas and then transformed into vibrant sublimation prints, ensuring a one-of-a-kind look. -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsWood Sweet Heart Candle
$24.00The perfect gift for friend, girlfriend, sister, mother, etc. Perfect gift or decor for Valentine's Day! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsWith this daily planner, you will gain clarity about your wishes, needs and goals and work step by step to implement your dream life. You increase your productivity by learning how to set priorities. You replace unhealthy habits with healthy habits, activate your ability to manifest, replace negative self-talk with positive ones, and develop a mindset for success. The flow of abundance and wealth is unavoidable through your daily gratitude and affirmation practice. The perfect gift for you and your Boss Babe friends! -
Namaste Yoga Chubbie Notepad
$24.00Namaste Chubbie Yoga Notepad measures 5.5 x 5.5 and includes 200 sheets. Made in the United States -
This shelf sign is 8x8 and includes a wooden stand to sit on a shelf. The sign reads "You're my kind of weird", a great gift for couples to buy for each other and display in living rooms, bedrooms or bathrooms.
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This shelf sign is 8x8 in Roanoak and includes a wooden stand to sit on a shelf. The sign reads "Let's get takeout", a funny sign for anyone to add to their kitchen.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsCow Basic Fuzzy Slippers
$24.00Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers Wrap your feet in pure coziness with our Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers. Perfect for lounging around the house or as a gift for someone special. -
David Rose – I’ve Had Worse Things in My Mouth – Schitt’s Creek Polar Camel Wine Tumbler with Lid. 12 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Wine Glasses feature double-wall, vacuum insulation with a clear lid. They are 2X heat and cold-resistant compared to glass or plastic wine glasses.
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Country music usually goes with beer, but for some of us, it goes with cocktails. Wear your hair up to a concert with this vintage distressed black cap with a sewn-on patch saying 'Country Music & Cocktails.' Color: Distressed black Material: cotton/polyester blend, mesh back. Size: One size fits most, with an adjustable snapback strap. Unisex cap. Unisex cap Adjustable Trucker Hat.
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Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsThis necklace features a fashionable secret box cowboy boot charm style. Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. 5% Zinc 95% Brass 14 Karat Gold Dipped Colors: White, Black, Turquoise -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Kids Mini-Cream, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Mama - Cream, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Cat Mom - Cream, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Dog Mom - Cream, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Western Cowgirl - Blue, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Wine Time - Pink, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. The unique graphics showcase your personality and add a whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsPerfect for gifting or personal indulgence, Indoor/Outdoor Slippers – Martini “Tini Time” - Green, Living Royal’s Slippers are the ultimate choice for those who seek a cozy yet fashionable indoor/outdoor footwear experience. The slippers are designed with a non-slip rubber sole to ensure safety and durability, whether you’re lounging at home or stepping out for a quick errand. Plus, the unique graphics showcase your personality and add a touch of whimsy to your daily routine. Pair these with our other martini products for a great gift bundle! -
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page / DetailsOur unbreakable wine glasses are foldable and portable—perfect for enjoying the outdoors, events, or travel without needing single-use plastic cups. They are entirely foldable, making them easy to carry. Put them in your back pocket, or use the GOT-certified organic cotton bag to stash them in your carry-on or backpack. Available in Sets of 4- Multipack
- Green
- Purple
- Clear
- Blue
