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Espresso Martini Candle Made in a reusable 9 oz Martini Glass This candle is meticulously handcrafted in Toronto, Canada, using locally sourced materials. Made with premium all-natural coconut wax and a cotton wick, they ensure a safe and delightful burning experience. Scent: Roasted Espresso
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In this House we Narrate the Dog’s Thoughts Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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Some Days I Amaze Myself Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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Love Ya Mean It Travel Cup This travel mug is made from stainless steel and has a permanent image. Although it is deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash it to leave a lasting effect and to avoid rusting if a cup is left in the dishwasher.
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I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign The I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign will make everyone smile and laugh when they see it. This sign is built into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. We strive to mix the perfect blend of rustic and modern styles that will last years. It can be easily hung directly off of the frame or will stand upright on shelves or desks. Size: 10 x 10
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Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying.
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The Kangaroozie ONLY fits slim cans and bottles. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner.
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Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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Perfect gift for any big sister in your life! Smells like Good advice and unwavering support.
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I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Seriously! It just so happens I am the youngest AND the favorite child (of 5) in my family.
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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.
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Honey, hand me that bottle? Or...did you see Third Eye Blind is coming to town?
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite nieces and nephews is giving me life right now. When is the next show?
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The Kangaroozie ONLY fits regular cans. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner.
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Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying.
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Smells like you make work fun. And somehow actually make me get work done.
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Go for maximum fluff with these faux fur slides, which are so shaggy-chic that we guarantee you won’t want to take them off. Each slipper has a memory foam sole for added comfort and support and a non-slip sole.
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Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.
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These travel mugs are made from stainless steel, and have a permanent image. Even though these are deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash these to leave a lasting effect and to avoid any rusting if cups are left in the dishwasher.
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Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side.
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Yeah, you know who you are. You're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who "connects" with his kids, can "drop in" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band.
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It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays, Mondays, and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. This wooden box frame with a rustic touch. Striving to mix the perfect blend of rustic and modern styles that will last for years. This sign can be easily hung directly off of the frame or will stand upright on shelves or desks. Perfect gift for your and your friend(s) that love to drink outside. Size: 10 x 10
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This unique piece is a simple way to bring beauty and charm to any wall or shelf within the home. It is made from high-quality American hardwood planks with a hand-painted face, printed with UV-cured ink, and is framed in a natural walnut frame. Each piece is unique with its own personality, marks, wood grain, and look. Easy to clean with a dry cloth. Perfect for any boss babe like me!
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This dessert candle is best used as room decor and left un-lit. If you would like to burn it regardless, it is recommended to burn it inside a glass or a jar. Great gift for any donut or dessert lover.
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A Candle for Stoners It's 4:20 somewhere... Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment. Scent: Cannabis Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Cat People, Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days. Scented: Warm Milk Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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The key finder that works with the Apple Find My app. Add Chipolo ONE Spot to the Apple Find My app and hundreds of millions of friends in the Find My network will help you find your missing keys. When your keys are hiding nearby, play a very loud sound to locate them. Get a notification when you accidentally leave your keys behind or when the Apple Find My network locates your missing item. Chipolo ONE Spot attaches directly to your keyring. Only compatible with Apple devices. It is the perfect gift for anyone like me who is always misplacing their keys.
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Every house (including mine) with a dog needs at least one of this Pet Sign and Lint Brush Holder Set. I'll take two please.
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Because someone we love is in Heaven there's a little bit of heaven in our home wood wall art. Sign is built into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. Can be hung directly from the sign or sit on a desk, table or ledge.
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This Cosmopolitan Candle with a Fruity Scent is the perfect gift for any Cosmo lover.
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These men's tees are super soft and built to last. They use eco friendly yet permanent water based inks and print in house In Oakland California. Designed and printed in the US, never overseas. Great gift for any musician/Godzilla enthusiast!
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The America 250 Years of Freedom Micro Rib Tank is a highly popular patriotic top celebrating the United States' historic 250th anniversary (Semiquincentennial).
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Cotton washcloth, hand towel, and small bath towel with a print of Bigfoot scrubbing his feet in a stream. This is a unique Squatchin' Country design you probably won't find anywhere else. These towels will look great hanging in your bathroom, and share your love for Bigfoot! Makes great cabin decor.
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Make a playful statement with the 'Sorry Can't Baseball Bye Tee' from Ivy and Cloth. This tee brings comfort and a touch of humor, perfect for casual outings, sports events, or just a day out with friends. Crafted for the modern woman who loves to blend casual style with her sporty spirit, this t-shirt is as comfortable as stylish. Its lightweight fabric ensures you stay cool and relaxed, whether you're at a game or just hanging out. Be game-day-ready or casual-chic in this unique tee! Grab Your Playful Tee for the Perfect Casual Look!
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Everyone knows, yet may not admit it, that our hairstylist knows more than any therapist could. Not only do they make us beautiful, but they listen and don't judge. This is the perfect gift to make any hairstylist's day!
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This Highland Cow is the cutest thing ever! Who wouldn't see this piece and end up smiling? It's a great gift for anyone, even yourself.
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This is a perfect luxury gift set for anyone! With this gift box, you can spoil your beautiful mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, teacher, or anyone you love. Every item is beautifully presented, and is handcrafted with highest quality ingredients.
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Aqua Net 20oz Skinny Tumblers are high quality and made to last! They are dishwasher safe; however, we recommend hand washing to extend the life of the insulated tumbler. Each tumbler comes with a straw!
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This glass is the perfect gift for yourself or the special iced coffee lover in your life! Glass tumbler holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage
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Quench your thirst for adventure with Buckland’s new innovative Sports Canteen! This isn't your average water bottle—it's a hydration powerhouse. Featuring an innovative 3-in-1 lid, you get a wide mouth for swigging, a sports cap for sipping on the go, and a handy clip for securing it to your pack (because two free hands are better than one). We've even added a silicone base to the 40oz edition for soft landings, preventing scratches on your bottle and the surfaces it most likely will encounter (like your bosses car or your buddy’s boat—you’re welcome). Exclusive Rockin' Bigoot Custom Canteen only available here!
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If you're a horror fan, this hat is for you. Creeping Death is a 2023 supernatural slasher film that debuted on streaming in 2024. Written and Directed by Matt Sampere. Check out the movie and merch at https://creepingdeathmovie.com
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Classic trucker fit with a breathable mesh back and an adjustable snap closure, so it’s comfortable whether you’re at a concert, on the trail, or just running errands.
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Lake Havasu Tote Bag with Rope Handles is a unique keepsake you’ll love! Our best-selling canvas tote lake bag with durable rope handles is perfect for beach or lake days, shopping, or everyday use.
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With an authentic vintage look, its Lake Time Graphic Tank Tops have a softer feel, achieved through special enzymes used for dyeing and mineral washing. 100% Cotton tank top, Made in the United States
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The America 250 Years of Freedom Racerback Tank is a highly popular patriotic top celebrating the United States' historic 250th anniversary (Semiquincentennial).
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The America 250 Years of Freedom Tee is a highly popular patriotic top celebrating the United States' historic 250th anniversary (Semiquincentennial).
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Ceramic Tray - WTF Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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Ceramic Tray – Everybody Should Believe Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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Ceramic Tray – Favorite Sister Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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