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This patriotic red, white, and blue trucker hat is the perfect way to show your patriotism on the 4th of July! Features a classic trucker hat design with a breathable mesh back, and a bold 4th of July logo printed on the front. The adjustable snapback ensures a secure and comfortable fit for everyone. Show your love for the USA and celebrate Independence Day with this classic trucker hat.
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This patriotic red, white, and blue trucker hat is the perfect way to show your patriotism on the 4th of July! It features a classic trucker hat design with a breathable mesh back and a bold 4th of July logo printed on the front. The adjustable snapback ensures a secure and comfortable fit for everyone. Show your love for the USA and celebrate Independence Day in style with this classic trucker hat.
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Show your patriotism in style with this soft, lightweight Bigfoot American Flag T-Shirt. Featuring a bigfoot carrying an American flag, this shirt is the perfect way to show off your love of country and your admiration for this mythical creature.
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Natural coco coir doormat provides the perfect surface for guests to wipe their shoes before entering your home. Layer on top of an oversized thin door mat adding to your front porch decor that is on trend for the season. Great Housewarming Gift!
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This easy-to-gift candle is the perfect gift for that special Mom for her birthday, Mother's Day, or just because. BEST MOM EVER!!!!
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Offer a thoughtful Mother's Day gift with this Mom Mug, featuring beautiful gold foil details and stunning floral design. Perfect for new moms or those with older children, this mug adds a personal touch to their daily routine. A must-have addition to your gift or home décor collection.
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Elevate your assortment with this elegant Best Mom Ever Mug, featuring a timeless blue delft pattern. Perfect for Mother’s Day, baby shower gifts, or everyday appreciation, this mug is a meaningful addition to your gift collection.
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This versatile sign features two distinct designs: one side showcases a beautifully colored horse, while the reverse side presents a striking black and white horse. Ideal for adding a unique and stylish touch to any room, this reversible sign is perfect for those who appreciate versatile and charming decor pieces. Whether you want to highlight the lively colors or the timeless elegance of the black and white design, this sign will make a delightful addition to your space. Embrace the spirit of the Giddy Up Collection and elevate your home decor with this unique, eye-catching piece.
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Brighten Up Your Jewelry Game With This Brass Star CZ Pendant 18K-Gold-Dipped Layered Necklace. Featuring A Sleek Star-shaped Pendant Adorned With A Sparkling CZ Accent, This Layered Necklace Brings A Celestial Touch With A Minimalist Vibe. The 18K Gold-dipped Finish Adds Rich Shine, Making It Perfect For Both Everyday Wear And Gift-worthy Moments.
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A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent: Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent: Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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Espresso Martini Candle Made in a reusable 9 oz Martini Glass This candle is meticulously handcrafted in Toronto, Canada, using locally sourced materials. Made with premium all-natural coconut wax and a cotton wick, they ensure a safe and delightful burning experience. Scent: Roasted Espresso
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In this House we Narrate the Dog’s Thoughts Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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Some Days I Amaze Myself Wall Sign This sign is built in a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. The sign can be hung directly off the frame or will stand upright on a table or shelf.
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Love Ya Mean It Travel Cup This travel mug is made from stainless steel and has a permanent image. Although it is deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash it to leave a lasting effect and to avoid rusting if a cup is left in the dishwasher.
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I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign The I Love You in the Morning Wood Sign will make everyone smile and laugh when they see it. This sign is built into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. We strive to mix the perfect blend of rustic and modern styles that will last years. It can be easily hung directly off of the frame or will stand upright on shelves or desks. Size: 10 x 10
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Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying.
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The Kangaroozie ONLY fits slim cans and bottles. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner.
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Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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Perfect gift for any big sister in your life! Smells like Good advice and unwavering support.
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I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Seriously! It just so happens I am the youngest AND the favorite child (of 5) in my family.
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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.
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Honey, hand me that bottle? Or...did you see Third Eye Blind is coming to town?
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite nieces and nephews is giving me life right now. When is the next show?
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The Kangaroozie ONLY fits regular cans. The Kangaroozie is the ONLY can cooler with a water-resistant compartment! Keep your drink cold and your necessities safe. And they float! Use the collapsible D-ring to attach to a bag or carabiner.
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Yoga mat towel provides the extra sweat barrier needed when attempting those deep stretches. Ultra absorbent, lightweight and quick drying, this towel is lined with silicone dots that grip to your mat, preventing the towel from bunching or sliding. Great for use with communal mats. Comes with a matching bag for easy storage and carrying.
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Smells like you make work fun. And somehow actually make me get work done.
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Go for maximum fluff with these faux fur slides, which are so shaggy-chic that we guarantee you won’t want to take them off. Each slipper has a memory foam sole for added comfort and support and a non-slip sole.
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Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.
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These travel mugs are made from stainless steel, and have a permanent image. Even though these are deemed top rack dishwasher safe, we recommend that you hand wash these to leave a lasting effect and to avoid any rusting if cups are left in the dishwasher.
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Real men have curves. And now there’s no reason to feel guilty! Thanks to an incredible development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you. And everyone knows 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you’re still coming out on the winning side.
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Yeah, you know who you are. You're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who "connects" with his kids, can "drop in" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band.
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It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays, Mondays, and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios. This wooden box frame with a rustic touch. Striving to mix the perfect blend of rustic and modern styles that will last for years. This sign can be easily hung directly off of the frame or will stand upright on shelves or desks. Perfect gift for your and your friend(s) that love to drink outside. Size: 10 x 10
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This unique piece is a simple way to bring beauty and charm to any wall or shelf within the home. It is made from high-quality American hardwood planks with a hand-painted face, printed with UV-cured ink, and is framed in a natural walnut frame. Each piece is unique with its own personality, marks, wood grain, and look. Easy to clean with a dry cloth. Perfect for any boss babe like me!
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This dessert candle is best used as room decor and left un-lit. If you would like to burn it regardless, it is recommended to burn it inside a glass or a jar. Great gift for any donut or dessert lover.
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A Candle for Stoners It's 4:20 somewhere... Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment. Scent: Cannabis Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Cat People, Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days. Scented: Warm Milk Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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The key finder that works with the Apple Find My app. Add Chipolo ONE Spot to the Apple Find My app and hundreds of millions of friends in the Find My network will help you find your missing keys. When your keys are hiding nearby, play a very loud sound to locate them. Get a notification when you accidentally leave your keys behind or when the Apple Find My network locates your missing item. Chipolo ONE Spot attaches directly to your keyring. Only compatible with Apple devices. It is the perfect gift for anyone like me who is always misplacing their keys.
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Every house (including mine) with a dog needs at least one of this Pet Sign and Lint Brush Holder Set. I'll take two please.
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Because someone we love is in Heaven there's a little bit of heaven in our home wood wall art. Sign is built into a wooden box frame with a rustic touch. Can be hung directly from the sign or sit on a desk, table or ledge.
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This Cosmopolitan Candle with a Fruity Scent is the perfect gift for any Cosmo lover.
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These men's tees are super soft and built to last. They use eco friendly yet permanent water based inks and print in house In Oakland California. Designed and printed in the US, never overseas. Great gift for any musician/Godzilla enthusiast!
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Cotton washcloth, hand towel, and small bath towel with a print of Bigfoot scrubbing his feet in a stream. This is a unique Squatchin' Country design you probably won't find anywhere else. These towels will look great hanging in your bathroom, and share your love for Bigfoot! Makes great cabin decor.
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Make a playful statement with the 'Sorry Can't Baseball Bye Tee' from Ivy and Cloth. This tee brings comfort and a touch of humor, perfect for casual outings, sports events, or just a day out with friends. Crafted for the modern woman who loves to blend casual style with her sporty spirit, this t-shirt is as comfortable as stylish. Its lightweight fabric ensures you stay cool and relaxed, whether you're at a game or just hanging out. Be game-day-ready or casual-chic in this unique tee! Grab Your Playful Tee for the Perfect Casual Look!
















































