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    A Woman is Only Helpless When Her Nail Polish is Drying Zipper Pouch

    Original price was: $11.00.Current price is: $8.00.
    A Woman is Only Helpless When Her Nail Polish is Drying Zipper Pouch This fun yet functional zipper pouch makes the perfect gift!  It’s made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.  At 7.5” wide by 6” tall, it’s the perfect size to throw in your bag!  It’s the perfect size for makeup, nail polish, coupons, spending money, receipts, office supplies, and so much more!
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    She Believed But She Was Tired So She Didn’t Zipper Pouch

    Original price was: $11.00.Current price is: $8.00.
    She Believed But She Was Tired So She Didn’t Zipper Pouch This fun yet functional zipper pouch makes the perfect gift!  It’s made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.  At 7.5” wide by 6” tall, it’s the perfect size to throw in your bag!  It’s the perfect size for makeup, nail polish, coupons, spending money, receipts, office supplies, and so much more!
  • Kitty Vuiton Balls (Checker) Organic Catnip Toys Unleash a checkered charm with the Kitty Vuiton Checker Balls set! These organic catnip-infused toys, available in a trio, offer your cat a playful combination of style and stimulation. Pawsitively delightful for your discerning feline.
  • Kitty Vuiton Balls (Monogram) Organic Catnip Toys Elevate your cat's playtime with the Kitty Vuiton Monogram Balls set! Infused with organic catnip, these plush balls bring luxury and leisure to your feline's daily routine. Purr-chase a set for endless entertainment.
  • Kitty Cocktails (2 Cocktails) Organic Catnip Toys Shake up your cat's playtime routine with Kitty Cocktails! This set of two organic catnip-infused toys brings a touch of mixology to your feline's leisure, keeping them entertained and stylish. Cheers to happy cats!
  • White Paw & Cattini Stocking Stuffers Christmas Catnip Toys Toast to festive feline fun with our White Paw Kitty Seltzer & Pawpermint Cattini Holiday Set! This delightful duo of crinkling toys combines the refreshing fizz of White Paw Kitty Seltzer and the minty charm of Pawpermint Cattini. Infused with organic catnip, these plush toys offer your cat a bubbly blend of playful textures and tantalizing scents, making playtime a sparkling sensation this holiday season.
  • Woof Clicquot Rose’ Champagne Bottle Squeaker Dog Toy
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    Woof Clicquot Rose’ Champagne Bottle Squeaker Dog Toy

    Price range: $14.00 through $22.00
    Woof Clicquot Rose’ Champagne Bottle Squeaker Dog Toy Uncork some fun for your debonair doggy!  This Woof Clicquote Rose’  toy is just what your pampered pup needs for the pawfect afternoon playtime.  The velvety, plush exterior not only looks and feels pawsitively fabulous, but also hides a fun squeaker inside that will drive your best friend bonkers.  And to fit mouths of all different dimensions, it is offered in 3 sizes:
    • Small Size – 5.5” x 3.5” x 2”
    • Large Size – 9” x 4.25” x 2”
    • XLarge Size – 11” x 5” x 3.5”
  • Starbarks Coffee Cup w/ Lid Squeaker Dog Toy, BagMYGift
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    Starbarks Coffee Cup w/ Lid Squeaker Dog Toy

    Price range: $14.00 through $22.00
    Starbarks Coffee Cup w/ Lid Squeaker Dog Toy Perk up your pooch with a double shot of canine caffeine! The Starbarks Coffee Cup Plush Toy is the perfect way to show your dog you love them a latte. It is available in three sizes for the perfect fit, each one with a fun squeaker in the center that dogs find irresistible. The XL size features a durable mesh lining for ferocious chewers!
    • Small/Mini Size – 4” x 3” x 2”
    • Regular Size – 7” x 4” x 4”
    • XLarge Size – 8.5” x 6.25” x 4”
  • Labarka Pawsecco Squeaker Dog Toy Make any moment a celebration with a bottle of bubbly for your pup!  This brand new LaBarka Pawsecco is the perfect toy for a barking-good time.  The narrow neck is great for tuf of war action, while the wide body is perfect for chewing.  And each chomp is rewarded with a chirp thanks to the squeaker hidden inside. Measures:  9” x 4.75” x 3” Wipes Clean
  • Checker Chewy Vuiton Bone Squeaker Dog Toy, BagMYGift
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    Checker Chewy Vuiton Bones Squeaker Dog Toy

    Price range: $14.00 through $22.00
    Checker Chewy Vuiton Bones Squeaker Dog Toy Does your haute-couture hound need a toy that’s as stylish as they are?  Then look no further than the Chewy Vuiton Checker Bone Toy.  It features the iconic checkered pattern that every furry fashionista drools over.  The soft plush exterior provides the perfect surface to really sink their teeth into.  And when they do, they’ll discover the delightful hidden squeaker inside. Small/Mini measures 4.5” x 3” x 1” Large measures 6” x 4” x 1” Xlarge measures 9” x 6” x 1.5”
  • Checker Chewy Vuiton Handbag Squeaker Dog Toy, BagMYGift
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    Checker Chewy Vuiton Handbag Squeaker Dog Toy

    Price range: $14.00 through $22.00
    Checker Chewy Vuiton Handbag Squeaker Dog Toy For casual fashion a la mutt, we offer the Chewy Vuitton Handbag toy!  Your dog will feel absolutely furbulous wherever they go with this classic checkered handbag in their jaws.  And this toy squeaks as good as it looks, thanks to the inner squeaker hidden inside the plush, luxurious exterior.
    • Small/Mini Size – 4” x 7” x 2”
    • X Large – 9” x 6” x 3”
  • Checker Chewy Vuiton Dog Bowl – 3 Sizes, BagMYGift
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    Checker Chewy Vuiton Dog Bowl – 3 Sizes

    Price range: $19.00 through $37.00
    Checker Chewy Vuiton Placemat Introducing chic and stylish dog bowls and placemats.  This brand-new Checker pattern Chewy Vuitton Bowl is how you create a beautiful dining experience for someone who eats on the floor. Chewy Vuitton Bowl features:
    • Chip resistant Melamine Construction
    • BPA-Free
    • Small Size – 8 oz/1 Cup – Measures 4.5” x 4.5” x 1.5”
    • Medium Size – 23 oz/2.5 Cups – Measures 7.1” x 7.1” 7 2.8”
    • Large Size – 48 oz/6 Cups – Measures 8.9” x 8.9” x 3”
    • Non-skid Bottom
    • Side cutout for easy pick up off the floor
    • Dishwasher safe (top rack)
    Be sure to check out the matching Chewy Vuitton Placemat!
  • Checker Chewy Vuiton Placemat Let them eat like a wolf while looking like royalty with this Chewy Vuiton Placemat!  The iconic checkered style adds elegance and class to your fur baby’s dining experience, all while keeping everything meal-related where it should be (and not all over the floor!).  Complete the haute cuisine experience with the matching Chewy Vuiton Dog Bowls (Bowls sold separately). Measures:  11.5” x 19.0” . 0.08” Wipes Clean
  • Bark Soda Pupster Energy Dog Plush Toy Nothing compares to the refreshing, squeaky Bark Soda.  Wrapped in soft plush and stuffed with a full-body tube squeaker that’s sure to please your dog.  Refresh the taste and grab a cold, fizzy soda drink today. Perfect party companion for your pooch. Ideal for toss and fetch. Measures: 6”
  • Pugg Boot Squeaker Dog Toy Your playful pup is begging you to give them the boot!  Your furshion A-lister will never get enough of the soft plush exterior with a fun squeaker inside!  Fun, fluffy, and fabulous-just like your pooch. Measures 5” x 5” x 3” Measures: 6”
  • Espresso Muttini Perk up your pup’s playtime with the Espresso Muttini!  This plush, squeaky dog toy is the perfect blend of chic and charm.  Let your furry friend indulge in the trendiest play accessory inspired by the coffee culture. Measures: 9” x 2.5” x 2.” Measures: 6”
  • Chewlulemon Yoga Mat Dog Toy Indulge your furry yogi with the Chewlulemon Yoga Mat Plush Dog Toy.  Designed to delight dog owners who are passionate about both yoga and their adorable companions.  Made from soft premium plush material, this toy offers ultimate snuggle time for your pup.  The built-in speaker adds an element of excitement, while the playful pun “NamaStay” on the back brings a smile to your face.   Sit, Play, and NamaStay! Measures: 9” x 2.5” x 2.” Measures: 6”
  • White Paw Muttlennial Mango Squeaker Dog Toy Your pup deserves a cold one after a long walk!  Give your furry friend a fizzy refreshment by cracking open some Spiked Barking Water with this fun White Paw Muttlennial Mango Hound Seltzer Plush toy!  The satisfying squeaker inside will delight your doggy for hours on end. Measures: 7” x 4.5” x 2.5” Measures: 6”
  • Jimmy Chew Shoe Squeaker Dog Toy Treat your shoe-friend Husky or pump-loving Pug to the ultimate shoe…err..chew toy!  Let your shoe hound chew on a pair of its own shoes instead of your designer digs.  The Jimmy Chew Shoe dog toy is a clever take on one of today’s most popular shoe designers and is sure to provide your persnickety pup with yours of enjoyment.  Featuring a fuzzy plush outside and a satisfying squeaker, the Jimmy Chew will be your pampered pups' favorite toy. Measures: 6”
  • Grrrona Can Squeaker Dog Toy No backyard bash is complete without a cold one for your canine!  The Grrrona Beer Can Toy makes every day a party for your pooch.  Each bite feels positively gratifying thanks to the irresistible squeaker hidden inside the chewy plush exterior! Measures: 6” x 4.25” x 2.5”
  • Snuggly Cup Teal Dog Toy Quench your pup’s playtime thirst with this Snuggly Cup, the iconic tumbler!  The back proudly reads “Paws and Refresh,” offering a delightful twist to the classic cup experience.  This plush, squeaky toy ensures your dog stays hydrated with fun because who says stylish sipping is just for humans?  Cheers to tail-wagging refreshments! Measures: 10” x 6” x 2.5”
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    Beware of the Dog the Cat is Shady as Hell Kitchen Tea Towel

    Original price was: $13.00.Current price is: $10.00.
    Beware of the Dog the Cat is Shady as Hell Kitchen Tea Towel Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton.  Measuring apprxomitaly 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer.  They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
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    If Target Had a Bar, My Life Would be Perfect Towel

    Original price was: $13.00.Current price is: $10.00.
    If Target Had a Bar, My Life Would be Perfect Towel Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton.  Measuring apprxomitaly 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer.  They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
  • Longhorn Pendant Necklace , BagMyGift
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    Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors:  Gold, Silver
  • Never Forget, Gold Dipped Elephant Pendant Necklace, BagMyGift
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    Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors:  Gold, Silver
  • Elephant Pair Necklace, BagMyGift
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    Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors:  Gold, Silver
  • Miss You Candle Gift I Wish You Lived Next Door Tropical Temptations Scent. Fruity and citrus notes intertwine with fresh-cut flowers, spice, and coconut cream for a delightful scent that will fill any room.
    • Top:  Tropical Fruit
    • Middle: Spice
    • Bottom: Vanilla
    Size: 9 oz Jar, 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5” 50+ Hours 100% Soy Wax, Made in the USA
  • The Cat Sits Here Pillow This is the perfect gift for cat moms this holiday season! This 12x18 "the cat sits here" throw pillow is high-quality, super cozy, and made with care. It's a luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Includes pillow insert Made in the United States
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    Plant Lady Pillow

    Original price was: $56.00.Current price is: $40.00.
    Plant Lady Pillow Includes pillow insert What a cute pillow for people who love plants! This 12x18 throw pillow is high quality, super cozy, and made with care. It features an invisible zipper and professionally serged interior seams. It's a luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Made in the United States
  • Love you More Pillow Includes pillow insert This 12x18 Love You More throw pillow is high-quality, super cozy, and made with care. It’s a nice gift for Mother’s Day, an anniversary, or a birthday. A luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Made in the United States
  • Life is Too Short Cat Tea Towel This “Life is too short to have….” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
  • Cat Mom Tea Towel This “Cat Mom” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
  • Dog Mom Tea Towel This “Dog Mom” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
  • Life is Too Short Dog Tea Towel This Life is Too Short Dog Tea Towel, Flour Sack Tea Towel, is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
  • We’ll be friends forever.... Tea Towel This “We’ll be friends forever... ” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
  • Home is where my cat is.. Tea Towel This “Home is where my cat is..” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
  • Cow Sack Tea Towel We love the look and feel of these screen-printed Cow Sack Tea Towel.  Our classic flour sack towels are super absorbent and dry glassware and dishes without leaving any lint. The print will not wash out or fade with the highest-quality inks. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
  • Moose Flour Sack Tea Towel We love the look and feel of these screen-printed Moose Flour Sack Tea Towels. Our classic flour sack towels are super absorbent and dry glassware and dishes without leaving any lint. The print will not wash out or fade with the highest-quality inks. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
  • Fun & Meaningful Best Friend Necklace & Funny Card Combo
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    The beautiful saying, YOU ARE LOVED on a stationary card with your choice of a gold/silver heart necklace. Perfect for any occasion! Great for birthdays, to say thank you or just because!
  • Fun & Meaningful Best Friend Necklace & Funny Card Combo
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    Fun & Meaningful Best Friend Necklace & Funny Card Combo: Fun stationery & jewelry gift for your best friend!  Express your appreciation with this beautiful, funny card and necklace combo! The necklace is available in silver or gold and is attached to a high-quality funny card with the quote, “You Are Like A Great Bra; Supportive, Hard to Find and Close to My Heart.” Unique and handmade in Utah Chain is approximately 20” long Color:  Silver, Yellow Gold
  • Western Bull Cowboy Country Keychain, BagMYGift
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    Western Bull Cowboy Country Keychain

    Price range: $8.00 through $28.00
    Western Bull Cowboy Country Keychain The Western bull-shaped keychain has four unique styles. Includes key ring. Made in the USA.  
  • Espresso Martini Candle Made in a reusable 9 oz Martini Glass This candle is meticulously handcrafted in Toronto, Canada, using locally sourced materials.  Made with premium all-natural coconut wax and a cotton wick, they ensure a safe and delightful burning experience. Scent: Roasted Espresso
  • A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent:  Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Made in the USA
  • A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Made in the USA
  • A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent:  Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Made in the USA
  • A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Made in the USA
  • A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Made in the USA
  • Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers
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    Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers Wrap your feet in pure coziness with our Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers. Perfect for lounging around the house or as a gift for someone special.
  • Ouija Board – Bamboo Cutting Board Beautifully crafted 13 ¾” x 9 ¾” rectangle-shaped two-tone bamboo cutting board.  Hand wash only. These cutting boards are engraved using a high-density laser beam-burning process.  As a result, the engraving’s color varies depending on an actual piece of wood and its specific color change in reaction to the laser beam.  Made in the USA Boards are made from natural hardwood and are never stained in the process.  Due to the natural origin of the hardwood, color variations in comparison to the listing picture are possible.  In addition, the color of the pictures will vary according to your device settings such as brightness and resolution. We recommend using a cutting bord oil, or butcher block oil to help extend the life of your cutting board. Size:  13.75” x 9.75”
  • I Know I’m Running Late Keychain I swear it’s not my fault!  There was so much traffic getting here… No seriously, there was a huge crash.  There was a rain storm?  There were ducks crossing?  Is it hereditary?  Ugh fine! I know I’m fucking running late. Saying hot stamped on both the back and front! The keychain is sealed in a clear coating which helps prevent scratches, giving it a longer life.
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