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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.
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A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent: Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent: Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Stoners It's 4:20 somewhere... Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment. Scent: Cannabis Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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Honey, hand me that bottle? Or...did you see Third Eye Blind is coming to town?
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite nieces and nephews is giving me life right now. When is the next show?
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I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Seriously! It just so happens I am the youngest AND the favorite child (of 5) in my family.
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A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length
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Sale!A Woman is Only Helpless When Her Nail Polish is Drying Zipper Pouch This fun yet functional zipper pouch makes the perfect gift! It’s made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper. At 7.5” wide by 6” tall, it’s the perfect size to throw in your bag! It’s the perfect size for makeup, nail polish, coupons, spending money, receipts, office supplies, and so much more!
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Professional gloss polyester material Water-resistant and Repositionable Wine Label Simply Peel and Stick 4” x 5” fits a standard 750ml wine bottle Made in the USA.
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Upgrade your party game with this versatile acrylic bucket designed to hold everything from delectable snacks, refreshing beverages, and accessories!
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This stylish acrylic key tag is the perfect motivation as you grab your keys and head out to start your day! It's complete with a colorful tassel and fun phrase, a great addition to top off any gift! Perfect gift for any Bridesmaid
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This stylish belt bag combines fashion and functionality. Whether you’re heading to a music festival or exploring the city, this belt bag has you covered. This belt bag is not only practical but also trendy. With an eye-catching pattern and thoughtful design features, it's a must-have accessory for anyone looking to elevate their style while keeping essentials close at hand.
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Hats are made to order and fresh off the engraver! They may have a scorch/burn scent to them initially but will fade overtime as exposed to air! The design is engraved into the patch and not vinyl or any sort of sticker. Select the color of hat and patch! The patch color chestnut is darker brown engraves black and the color black engraves silver, both are made from vegan leather.
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Black hat with Chestnut Patch. Hats are made to order and fresh off the engraver! They may have a scorch/burn scent to them initially but will fade overtime as exposed to air! The design is engraved into the patch and not vinyl or any sort of sticker. Select the color of hat and patch! The patch color chestnut is darker brown engraves black and the color black engraves silver, both are made from vegan leather. Perfect gift for any Patriot!
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Channel your inner yogi with Myga’s Yoga Pose Cards, with 70 different illustrated poses to aid you on your yoga & mindfulness journey, such as the Full Lotus, Half Lord of the Fishes, and the Downward Facing Dog. They are divided into three different asana (pose) categories: standing poses, seated poses, and lying down poses. The poses are easily differentiated with the three distinct colors: - Green: Standing Poses - Blue: Seated Poses - Pink: Lying Down Poses Our Yoga Pose Cards make a great resource for beginners and experienced yogis, yoga teachers and students alike. They are perfect for popping into your bag and taking along for a fun filled yoga session with a group of friends or family
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Aged to Perfection Greeting Card Experience the simplicity and elegance of this Greeting Card. Crafted with care in the USA and hand-assembled in Columbus, Ohio, this card measures 5.5” x 4.25” when folded. It’s perfect for conveying warm wishes and birthday greetings. Each card comes with an included envelope, making it easier for you to share your sentiments. Made in the United States
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Every wine lover needs this doormat at their house. Don't you think?
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Show off your patriotism and love for America with this festive red, white, and blue throw pillow that features a U.S. flag design. Crafted from soft acrylic, this small-sized throw pillow is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you look at it.
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Discover the charm of this Gildan 18000 Graphic Sweatshirts – where comfort meets creative design. These unisex pullovers are not just a cozy addition to your wardrobe but also a canvas for expressive and unique graphics. Perfect for wearing over a swimsuit or around your waist during the summer holidays. Or all year round when the weather permits.
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The American Flag Under Brim Rush Straw Lifeguard Hat is a popular, patriotic summer accessory featuring 100% natural, hand-woven rush straw. The wide brim acts as a shield against UV rays, making it ideal for the beach, pool, or Fourth of July events. NOTE: Although items such as these are not heavy, they take up space, which is reflected in shipping costs. Due to the natural straw material and hand assembly, each batch/reorder may have a different composition. Ideally, they are meant to be the same, but can vary in straw color, thickness, and weave
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American Flag Print Woven Tapestry Rope Handle Burlap Canvas Tote Bag This American flag canvas tote bag offers a large zippered interior and durable construction, making it a practical patriotic bag for everyday carry. The large tote offers ample space for everyday use, whether for shopping, beach outings, or casual carry. It features sturdy double-top-rope handles with a 10-inch drop for comfortable shoulder wear. The main compartment and an inner auxiliary pouch both close securely with zippers, providing organized storage options. The interior is lined with polyester fabric to protect belongings and enhance longevity. This tote bag delivers patriotic style with practical functionality for various occasions.
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This wood coaster has a durable UV coating that makes it perfect. The sentiment is sure to bring a laugh. The coaster has a cork backing to prevent scratching on all surfaces.
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Turn up the FUN this summer with our new Aqua Jams Bluetooth floating speaker & cup holder. This waterproof speaker has a loud and crystal clear sound. The speaker can be removed, and the floatie can be used as a cup holder. It's perfect for the pool, beach, lake, jacuzzi, bath, and shower! Connects easily to your Bluetooth device.
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Looking for an easy and impactful gift? This 5 x 5 sign is perfect for any loved one. 5" X 5" X 1.5" Wood Framed Sign (Ask-hole) White/Gray.
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Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length
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Awesome Dog Funny Greeting Card A true human connection might be rigid to come by. But dogs…they just get it. Celebrate your puppy love with this clever greeting card. This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cell sleeve, A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”) Made in the United States
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B*tch Don’t Lose Me Ring Dish Because we know you’re always losing shit. Newly designed petite ring dish! Product Dimensions: 3” diameter x .75” height
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Thick, durable vinyl sticker won't scratch or fade. Perfect for water bottles, coffee mugs, journals, laptops, cars, or whatever else you want to make look awesome.
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This is a custom-painted doormat for your home. It measures 18 inches by 30 inches and is painted and sealed for added durability. Perfect Baby Shower or Newborn Gift
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Experience the comfort and style of the Bad Hair Day Embroidered Hat. Perfect gift for any Babe in your life, including yourself!
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Record every brilliant idea that pops into your mind with our chic, minimalist pocket journals. A Journal is a blank canvas for self-care and self-expression. It is a wonderful gift for someone who wants to reduce stress and improve mental well-being. 5 ½” wide 8 ½” length
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This sticker is made with commercial printers to create a long lasting & durable product. Can be used on anything from car windows, laptops, tumblers/coffee mugs, phone cases, and so much more!
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Welcome to the badass babes club! This blank notebook is designed to take with you wherever you go for note taking anywhere. With a design that will inspire you to be the badass babe that we know you are ;) Mulberry Linen Cover, Rose Gold Foil 3” x 4” 65 unlined interior pages Bronze wire O Binding Made in the USA
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Bark Soda Pupster Energy Dog Plush Toy Nothing compares to the refreshing, squeaky Bark Soda. Wrapped in soft plush and stuffed with a full-body tube squeaker that’s sure to please your dog. Refresh the taste and grab a cold, fizzy soda drink today. Perfect party companion for your pooch. Ideal for toss and fetch. Measures: 6”
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Baseball Gameday Bling Glam AB Color Rhinestone Embellished Double Wall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler Thermal Flask - 40 oz It's a great gift for any Baseball/Softball Mom.
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This ball shaped sports bag charm coin pouch is the perfect accessory for any sports lover. Attach to a handbag, backpack, duffle, or gym bag for added convenience and keep keys, coins and your small essentials organized while on the go. Add a touch of sporty style to any bag or purse. Whether you're celebrating Mother's Day, a birthday, or an anniversary, our collection of stylish and functional sports accessories make the perfect gift for sports enthusiasts and players. We believe that quality makes a difference, which is why we select only high-quality materials in our products, ensuring they can withstand the wear and tear of an active lifestyle.
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100% Cotton graphic tank top with an authentic vintage look and a softer feel that is only possible to achieve by using our special enzymes to dye and mineral wash processes.
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Each white Baseball Mom vinyl decal is individually packaged and includes full application instructions and a window prep pad. Vinyl Decals are the easiest way to enhance the appearance a window, laptop, water bottle and more. Each sticker includes full instructions for applying as well as a window prep pad.
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Step into the game with this Basketball-Themed Printed 40-Oz Tumbler Cup. Perfect for basketball enthusiasts, this tumbler keeps your beverages at the ideal temperature, whether hot or cold. With its unique basketball design, it is a great addition to your drinkware collection. So, stay hydrated and enjoy the game with this basketball-themed tumbler. Great gift for any Baseball/Softball Mom.
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This luxurious bathmat is the perfect addition to your bathroom decor. Made from premium-quality materials, it offers both style and functionality, making it a must-have for any bathroom.
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Step out of the shower and onto a cloud of comfort with this cotton bathmat! Made from the softest, most luxurious cotton, this mat is the perfect way to add a touch of cozy to yours or a friend's bathroom.
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Step out of the shower and onto a cloud of comfort with this cotton bathmat! Made from the softest, most luxurious cotton, this mat is the perfect way to add a touch of cozy to yours or a friend's bathroom.
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Step out of the shower and onto a cloud of comfort with this cotton bathmat! Made from the softest, most luxurious cotton, this mat is the perfect way to add a touch of cozy to yours or a friend's bathroom.
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Cotton washcloth, hand towel, and small bath towel with a print of Bigfoot scrubbing his feet in a stream. This is a unique Squatchin' Country design you probably won't find anywhere else. These towels will look great hanging in your bathroom, and share your love for Bigfoot! Makes great cabin decor.
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No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. Who hasn't had a deep thought on the can? Unique housewarming gift becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake Helps even verbally constipated friends to be effortlessly witty Padded hardcover with foil stamping, ribbon page marker; 112 pages
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This tiered tray bundle includes 3 rustic, farmhouse-style bathroom signs that are perfect for any bohemian-inspired home. The first sign is a playful bathroom word search that adds a touch of fun to your bathroom decor. The second sign is a classic boy/girl restroom sign. The third sign reminds everyone to wash their hands, making it a useful and practical addition to your bathroom. These signs will add a charming, rustic touch to your bathroom decor and make it a warm, inviting space for all your guests. You can purchase this bundle as the set of 3 or individually. Bundle and Save. No other decor pictured is included, the tray is NOT included.
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Sale!Be a Nice Human Wood Sign All of these signs are handmade in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Dimensions are: 7" wide by 7" long These frames are made with real pine wood. Expect to see knots, holes, cracks and wood grain. The backing is made of recycled material. On the back of every sign expect to see marks & imperfections that show this sign has already lived a full and happy life.
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