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Checker Chewy Vuiton Placemat Let them eat like a wolf while looking like royalty with this Chewy Vuiton Placemat! The iconic checkered style adds elegance and class to your fur baby’s dining experience, all while keeping everything meal-related where it should be (and not all over the floor!). Complete the haute cuisine experience with the matching Chewy Vuiton Dog Bowls (Bowls sold separately). Measures: 11.5” x 19.0” . 0.08” Wipes Clean
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Bark Soda Pupster Energy Dog Plush Toy Nothing compares to the refreshing, squeaky Bark Soda. Wrapped in soft plush and stuffed with a full-body tube squeaker that’s sure to please your dog. Refresh the taste and grab a cold, fizzy soda drink today. Perfect party companion for your pooch. Ideal for toss and fetch. Measures: 6”
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Pugg Boot Squeaker Dog Toy Your playful pup is begging you to give them the boot! Your furshion A-lister will never get enough of the soft plush exterior with a fun squeaker inside! Fun, fluffy, and fabulous-just like your pooch. Measures 5” x 5” x 3” Measures: 6”
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Espresso Muttini Perk up your pup’s playtime with the Espresso Muttini! This plush, squeaky dog toy is the perfect blend of chic and charm. Let your furry friend indulge in the trendiest play accessory inspired by the coffee culture. Measures: 9” x 2.5” x 2.” Measures: 6”
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Chewlulemon Yoga Mat Dog Toy Indulge your furry yogi with the Chewlulemon Yoga Mat Plush Dog Toy. Designed to delight dog owners who are passionate about both yoga and their adorable companions. Made from soft premium plush material, this toy offers ultimate snuggle time for your pup. The built-in speaker adds an element of excitement, while the playful pun “NamaStay” on the back brings a smile to your face. Sit, Play, and NamaStay! Measures: 9” x 2.5” x 2.” Measures: 6”
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White Paw Muttlennial Mango Squeaker Dog Toy Your pup deserves a cold one after a long walk! Give your furry friend a fizzy refreshment by cracking open some Spiked Barking Water with this fun White Paw Muttlennial Mango Hound Seltzer Plush toy! The satisfying squeaker inside will delight your doggy for hours on end. Measures: 7” x 4.5” x 2.5” Measures: 6”
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Jimmy Chew Shoe Squeaker Dog Toy Treat your shoe-friend Husky or pump-loving Pug to the ultimate shoe…err..chew toy! Let your shoe hound chew on a pair of its own shoes instead of your designer digs. The Jimmy Chew Shoe dog toy is a clever take on one of today’s most popular shoe designers and is sure to provide your persnickety pup with yours of enjoyment. Featuring a fuzzy plush outside and a satisfying squeaker, the Jimmy Chew will be your pampered pups' favorite toy. Measures: 6”
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Grrrona Can Squeaker Dog Toy No backyard bash is complete without a cold one for your canine! The Grrrona Beer Can Toy makes every day a party for your pooch. Each bite feels positively gratifying thanks to the irresistible squeaker hidden inside the chewy plush exterior! Measures: 6” x 4.25” x 2.5”
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Snuggly Cup Teal Dog Toy Quench your pup’s playtime thirst with this Snuggly Cup, the iconic tumbler! The back proudly reads “Paws and Refresh,” offering a delightful twist to the classic cup experience. This plush, squeaky toy ensures your dog stays hydrated with fun because who says stylish sipping is just for humans? Cheers to tail-wagging refreshments! Measures: 10” x 6” x 2.5”
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Beware of the Dog the Cat is Shady as Hell Kitchen Tea Towel Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton. Measuring apprxomitaly 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
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If Target Had a Bar, My Life Would be Perfect Towel Printed by hand in Michigan from 100% super soft bleached cotton. Measuring apprxomitaly 26” x 27” when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They’re printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink that’s good for the environment and soft to the touch. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
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Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors: Gold, Silver
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Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors: Gold, Silver
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Elephant Pair Necklace... Indulge in the artistry of accessorizing with this unique piece. Must-Have Collection Approximate Length: 16 inches 100% Brass G – 18K Gold Dipped S – Rhodium Plated Colors: Gold, Silver
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Look at Me Getting All Married and Shit Zipper Pouch Our fun yet functional zipper pouches make the perfect gift and are the ideal size to throw in your bag or backpack.It’s made of 100% durable cotton canvas and has a black YKK zipper. At 7.5” wide by 6” tall, it’s the perfect size to throw in your bag. The perfect size for makeup, nail polish, coupons, spending money, receipts, office supplies, and so much more! The bag is sewn in China and printed by hand in Highland, MI, using an environmentally friendly, water-based ink.
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Miss You Candle Gift I Wish You Lived Next Door Tropical Temptations Scent. Fruity and citrus notes intertwine with fresh-cut flowers, spice, and coconut cream for a delightful scent that will fill any room.
- Top: Tropical Fruit
- Middle: Spice
- Bottom: Vanilla
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The Cat Sits Here Pillow This is the perfect gift for cat moms this holiday season! This 12x18 "the cat sits here" throw pillow is high-quality, super cozy, and made with care. It's a luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Includes pillow insert Made in the United States
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Plant Lady Pillow Includes pillow insert What a cute pillow for people who love plants! This 12x18 throw pillow is high quality, super cozy, and made with care. It features an invisible zipper and professionally serged interior seams. It's a luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Made in the United States
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Love you More Pillow Includes pillow insert This 12x18 Love You More throw pillow is high-quality, super cozy, and made with care. It’s a nice gift for Mother’s Day, an anniversary, or a birthday. A luxurious faux down insert that feels like actual down but is hypoallergenic. Pillow covers & pillow inserts are machine washable! Made in the United States
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Life is Too Short Cat Tea Towel This “Life is too short to have….” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
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Cat Mom Tea Towel This “Cat Mom” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
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Dog Mom Tea Towel This “Dog Mom” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop
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Life is Too Short Dog Tea Towel This Life is Too Short Dog Tea Towel, Flour Sack Tea Towel, is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
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We’ll be friends forever.... Tea Towel This “We’ll be friends forever... ” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
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Home is where my cat is.. Tea Towel This “Home is where my cat is..” Flour Sack Tea Towel is a low-maintenance tea towel for high-maintenance messes. 100% Cotton Handprinted in Missouri Approx. 28” x 28” White with a hanging loop Price: $10.00
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Cow Sack Tea Towel We love the look and feel of these screen-printed Cow Sack Tea Towel. Our classic flour sack towels are super absorbent and dry glassware and dishes without leaving any lint. The print will not wash out or fade with the highest-quality inks. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
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Moose Flour Sack Tea Towel We love the look and feel of these screen-printed Moose Flour Sack Tea Towels. Our classic flour sack towels are super absorbent and dry glassware and dishes without leaving any lint. The print will not wash out or fade with the highest-quality inks. They will surely stand up to everyday wear and tear in the kitchen. Dimensions: 28” x 28” Made in the USA.
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Fun & Meaningful Best Friend Necklace & Funny Card Combo: Fun stationery & jewelry gift for your best friend! Express your appreciation with this beautiful, funny card and necklace combo! The necklace, available in silver or gold, is attached to a high-quality funny card with the quote, “You Are Like A Great Bra; Supportive, Hard to Find and Close to My Heart.” Unique and handmade in Utah Chain is approximately 20” long Color: Silver, Yellow Gold
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Fun & Meaningful Best Friend Necklace & Funny Card Combo: Fun stationery & jewelry gift for your best friend! Express your appreciation with this beautiful, funny card and necklace combo! The necklace is available in silver or gold and is attached to a high-quality funny card with the quote, “You Are Like A Great Bra; Supportive, Hard to Find and Close to My Heart.” Unique and handmade in Utah Chain is approximately 20” long Color: Silver, Yellow Gold
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Finders Keepers Eucalyptus Tea Towel Set of 3 Elevate your farmhouse kitchen decor with the Finders Keepers Collection Cotton Kitchen Towel Set of 3. These digitally printed tea towels feature a charming floral design that adds a touch of country elegance to your home. Crafted from high-quality cotton, these textured towels are both decorative and practical. Measuring a generous 28x19 inches each, these tea towels offer ample coverage for various kitchen tasks, from drying dishes to adding a stylish element to your space. Three soft white and grey towels showcasing an Eucalyptus Wreath, Stripe, and Check pattern complement any kitchen color scheme. They are suitable for all seasons and occasions, whether it's during the fall, Easter, or year-round. Includes: 3 x Tea Towel Care Instructions: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry Low, Iron Safe Material: 70% Cotton / 30% Cotton Polyester Blend Dimensions: 19” x 28”
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Western Bull Cowboy Country Keychain The Western bull-shaped keychain has four unique styles. Includes key ring. Made in the USA.
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Espresso Martini Candle Made in a reusable 9 oz Martini Glass This candle is meticulously handcrafted in Toronto, Canada, using locally sourced materials. Made with premium all-natural coconut wax and a cotton wick, they ensure a safe and delightful burning experience. Scent: Roasted Espresso
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A Candle for Hot Moms Smells like fit mommies and cold juice boxes Scent: Fresh Fruit Scented, Fragrance: Black Raspberry Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Besties Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang, and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Scent: Grape Hard Seltzer Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Karma What goes around... It comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe, and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else you truly desire—and if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free coupons for breadsticks are in your mailbox, pal. Not a one. Scent: Laughing Buddha (Indian Sandalwood) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for The Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink, and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Scent: Purple Haze (Grape) Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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A Candle for Dog People, Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people who have rescued fur babies—or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud, and sometimes the pee accidents, but the unconditional love in return is priceless! It's a perfect gift for canine lovers, vets, and new puppy parents. Scented: Grassy Dog Park Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H Made in the USA
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Lump-Of- Coal Holiday Bath Bomb This most popular item is available for a limited time! This Lump-of-Coal bath bomb fizzes and explodes with skin-softening ingredients and the holiday aroma of embers. Handmade in the USA, it makes a great stocking stuffer. After all, even when you have been bad, you deserve to feel good. Ingredients: Baking soda, citric acid, corn starch, sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, water, canola oil, shea butter, fir needle essential oil, fragrance, iron (iii) oxide.
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Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers Wrap your feet in pure coziness with our Cow Basic Fuzzy Slippers. Perfect for lounging around the house or as a gift for someone special.
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Ouija Board – Bamboo Cutting Board Beautifully crafted 13 ¾” x 9 ¾” rectangle-shaped two-tone bamboo cutting board. Hand wash only. These cutting boards are engraved using a high-density laser beam-burning process. As a result, the engraving’s color varies depending on an actual piece of wood and its specific color change in reaction to the laser beam. Made in the USA Boards are made from natural hardwood and are never stained in the process. Due to the natural origin of the hardwood, color variations in comparison to the listing picture are possible. In addition, the color of the pictures will vary according to your device settings such as brightness and resolution. We recommend using a cutting bord oil, or butcher block oil to help extend the life of your cutting board. Size: 13.75” x 9.75”
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I Know I’m Running Late Keychain I swear it’s not my fault! There was so much traffic getting here… No seriously, there was a huge crash. There was a rain storm? There were ducks crossing? Is it hereditary? Ugh fine! I know I’m fucking running late. Saying hot stamped on both the back and front! The keychain is sealed in a clear coating which helps prevent scratches, giving it a longer life.
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Where are My F*cking Keys? Keychain Because we know you lose your keys often. Hey, where are they now?? This double-sided keychain is made of acrylic and sealed in a clear coating, which helps prevent scratches and extends its life. The vibrant colors are eye-catching.
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Sometimes Good Moms Say Bad Words – Canvas Pouch A little advice, kids: Mommy needs a glass of wine. Or two. And this canvas pouch. These pouches are lined with a soft gold satin interior. Easy to clean and durable for everyday use. Pencils, snacks, this can hold it all. Measures approximately 9” x 6.5”
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Girl, don’t pretend you’re organized. We’ve seen your work desk…. The cover is made of a soft leatherette material and the print is embossed. Half the pages are lined and half are unlined. It has an elastic band attached to keep the notebook closed. The perfect pad to keep all your notes and ideas jotted down. Cover measures approximately 3” x 4.25”
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We think the backup plan is better than the original anyway. The cover is made of a soft leatherette material, and the print is embossed. Half the pages are lined, and half are unlined. It has an elastic band attached to keep the notebook closed. The perfect pad to keep all your notes and ideas jotted down. The cover measures approximately 3” x 4.25”
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B*tch Don’t Lose Me Ring Dish Because we know you’re always losing shit. Newly designed petite ring dish! Product Dimensions: 3” diameter x .75” height
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Ceramic Tray – Funtie Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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Ceramic Tray – Most Likely to do an Irish Goodbye Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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Ceramic Tray – Best Dog Mom Ever Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
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Ceramic Tray – Favorite Sister Our ceramic trinket trays are the perfect gift and keep you organized and prevent precious trinkets from getting lost. These trays make a thoughtful gift for birthdays and other special occasions. 6.5” x 4.5” Made in the United States
