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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, these candles use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils, and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Scent: Sandalwood Made in the USA
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. They use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Scent: Home for the Holidays Made in the USA
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, these candles use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils, and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Size: 9 oz glass Jar with lid Scent: Lavender Driftwood Made in the USA
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My Last Fuck - Oh Look It's On Fire - Apothecary style match bottles with ~50 x 3" safety matches, a striker on the back, and a cork lid. - Each 5oz bottle contains ~50 single-use colored wooden safety matches. - Matches are 3" tall safety matches and strike on striker only. The price is for 1 Bottle - Black label with white writing and white tip matches.
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Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.
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Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.
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Hand-poured in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. They use 100% soy wax, premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils and cotton wicks to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time. Scent: Apples & Bourbon Made in the USA
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We all know when a dog farts (and my Jax is the worst) something has to be done. So light this candle! The soy wax used in this candle is both FDA-approved and Kosher-certified. Soy wax is from soy farmers in the United States only.
